The Meep: Aristocrats
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New Cards
Recent-set cards that The Meep players are trying out in Aristocrats decks.
Stensian Sanguinist
Grave Researcher
Emeritus of WoeHigh Synergy Cards
The highest-synergy picks for The Meep's Aristocrats builds — cards that lean hardest into the Aristocrats theme.
Abhorrent Overlord
Underworld Hermit
Ancient Stone Idol
Shadow of Mortality
Bygone Colossus
Grave TitanTop Cards
The staple cards most The Meep Aristocrats decks run as their core.
Avatar of Woe
Dread Return
Victimize
Not Dead After All
Solemn Simulacrum
Crypt Ghast
Reanimate
Gray Merchant of Asphodel
Jet Medallion
Dark RitualGame Changers
High-impact bombs that can take over a The Meep Aristocrats game on their own.
Bolas's Citadel
Field of the Dead
Ancient Tomb
Vampiric Tutor
Orcish Bowmasters
Demonic TutorCreatures
Creatures that carry the Aristocrats plan in The Meep decks, from early pressure to payoff.
Demon of Death's Gate
Huskburster Swarm
Hollow Marauder
Nested Shambler
Marshmist Titan
Pawn of Ulamog
Anticausal Vestige
Threefold Thunderhulk
Myr Battlesphere
Ogre Slumlord
Perigee Beckoner
Mirkwood Bats
Morbid Opportunist
Canoptek Scarab Swarm
Hoarding Broodlord
Chittering Witch
Pitiless Plunderer
Overseer of the Damned
Dreadfeast Demon
Vashta Nerada
Nirkana Revenant
Ornithopter of Paradise
Metamorphosis Fanatic
Zulaport Cutthroat
Sinkhole Surveyor
Avenger of the Fallen
Triplicate Titan
Crashing Drawbridge
Grim Haruspex
Bitterbloom Bearer
Butcher of Malakir
Boggart Trawler
Leaden Myr
Blood Artist
Archon of Cruelty
Bloodletter of Aclazotz
Warren Soultrader
OphiomancerInstants
Instant-speed interaction and tricks that keep The Meep's Aristocrats deck ahead.
Feign Death
Carrion
Tragic Slip
Undying Malice
Rise of the Dread Marn
Szat's Will
Defile
Village Rites
Malakir Rebirth
Bitter Triumph
Supernatural Stamina
Undying Evil
Darkness
Entomb
Fake Your Own Death
Withering Torment
Deadly Dispute
Plumb the Forbidden
Return to Action
Infernal Grasp
Culling the Weak
Deadly Rollick
Saw in Half
Fell the Profane
Murder
Go for the Throat
Cabal Ritual
Corrupted Conviction
Archenemy's Charm
Imp's MischiefSorceries
Sorceries that push the Aristocrats game plan forward for The Meep.
Coiling Rebirth
Army of the Damned
Lich-Knights' Conquest
Come Back Wrong
Persist
Rise of the Dark Realms
Shredder's Technique
Stitch Together
Restart Sequence
Aberrant Return
Blasphemous Edict
Diresight
Living Death
Desperate Plea
Feed the Swarm
Breach the Multiverse
Morbid Curiosity
Behold the Sinister Six!
Dai Li Indoctrination
Night's Whisper
Bubbling Muck
Insatiable Avarice
In Garruk's Wake
Risky Research
Damnation
Agadeem's Awakening
Plague of Vermin
Read the Bones
Buried Alive
Mutilate
Sign in Blood
Toxic Deluge
Diabolic IntentUtility Artifacts
Artifacts that add consistency and utility to The Meep Aristocrats decks.
Whip of Erebos
The Darkness Crystal
Bontu's Monument
Skullclamp
Vat of Rebirth
Mimic Vat
Nim Deathmantle
Andúril, Flame of the West
Lightning Greaves
Ashnod's Altar
Swiftfoot Boots
Wand of Orcus
Inquisitorial Rosette
Desecrated Tomb
Mithril Coat
Palantír of Orthanc
Thrumming Hivepool
Genesis Chamber
Resurrection Orb
Idol of Oblivion
Lavaspur Boots
Wayfarer's Bauble
Expedition Map
Sword of the Animist
Commander's Plate
Phyrexian AltarEnchantments
Enchantments that reinforce the Aristocrats strategy in The Meep decks.
Bitterblossom
Animate Dead
Black Market
Virtue of Persistence
Meathook Massacre II
Black Market Connections
Blight Mound
Grave Pact
Phyrexian Arena
Curse of Disturbance
Oversold Cemetery
Bastion of Remembrance
Sothera, the Supervoid
Ninja Teen
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
Illicit Masquerade
Dictate of Erebos
Dark Prophecy
Intimidation
Kaya's Ghostform
Dreadhorde Invasion
Ripples of Undeath
Phyrexian Reclamation
The Meathook MassacrePlaneswalkers
Planeswalkers that back up The Meep's Aristocrats game plan.
Utility Lands
Non-basic lands that pull extra weight in The Meep Aristocrats decks.
Rogue's Passage
Susur Secundi, Void Altar
Shizo, Death's Storehouse
War Room
Cabal Stronghold
Minas Morgul, Dark Fortress
Phyrexian Tower
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Access Tunnel
Cabal Coffers
Bojuka Bog
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Witch's Cottage
Spymaster's Vault
The Black Gate
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
Barad-dûr
Inkmoth Nexus
Westvale Abbey
Realm of Koh
Crypt of Agadeem
Memorial to Folly
Volrath's Stronghold
Mortuary Mire
Tomb Fortress
Midgar, City of Mako
Barren Moor
Castle Locthwain
Reliquary TowerMana Artifacts
Mana rocks and fixing to power out The Meep's Aristocrats strategy.
The Soul Stone
Throne of Eldraine
Crowded Crypt
Nyx Lotus
Arcane Signet
Caged Sun
Sceptre of Eternal Glory
Commander's Sphere
Thran Dynamo
Sol Ring
Gilded Lotus
Extraplanar Lens
Thought Vessel
Fellwar Stone
Charcoal Diamond
Mind StoneLands
The mana base behind The Meep's Aristocrats decks.
Malakir Rebirth
Urza's Cave
Boggart Trawler
Myriad Landscape
Command Tower
Agadeem's Awakening
Swamp
Snow-Covered Swamp
Fell the Profane
Demolition FieldSimilar Commanders
The following Commanders share a similar playing style, strategy, or theme like The Meep: Aristocrats.
Kokusho, the Evening Star
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Kinzu of the Bleak Coven
Massacre Girl
Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist
Teysa Karlov
Junji, the Midnight Sky
Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Kuon, Ogre Ascendant
Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
God-Eternal Bontu
Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant
Sengir, the Dark Baron // Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Gríma Wormtongue
Jerren, Corrupted Bishop
Meren of Clan Nel Toth
Moira, Urborg Haunt
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate
Gonti, Lord of Luxury
Miara, Thorn of the Glade // Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
Zodiark, Umbral God
Sarevok, Deathbringer // Criminal Past
Sarevok, Deathbringer // Cultist of the Absolute
Fumulus, the Infestation
Dargo, the Shipwrecker // Sengir, the Dark Baron
Sarevok, Deathbringer // Agent of the Iron Throne
Gollum, Patient Plotter
Akul the Unrepentant
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
Esior, Wardwing Familiar // Sengir, the Dark Baron
Kamahl, Heart of Krosa // Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Viconia, Drow Apostate // Cultist of the Absolute
Yahenni, Undying Partisan
Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh // Sengir, the Dark Baron
Esior, Wardwing Familiar // Nadier, Agent of the Duskenel