The Meep
$30.43
$30.43
New Cards
Recent-set cards that The Meep players are trying out in Aristocrats decks.
Stensian Sanguinist+13% Synergy
$5.40
Grave Researcher+9% Synergy
$1.93
Emeritus of Woe+9% Synergy
$12.25
High Synergy Cards
The highest-synergy picks for The Meep's Aristocrats builds — cards that lean hardest into the Aristocrats theme.
Abhorrent Overlord+86% Synergy
$0.43
Underworld Hermit+82% Synergy
$0.27
Ancient Stone Idol+82% Synergy
$1.09
Shadow of Mortality+78% Synergy
$0.74
Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder+70% Synergy
$2.62
Ghoulcaller Gisa+66% Synergy
$4.25
Gorex, the Tombshell+63% Synergy
$0.24
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate+63% Synergy
$0.39
Bygone Colossus+62% Synergy
$0.36
Grave Titan+61% Synergy
$0.35
Top Cards
The staple cards most The Meep Aristocrats decks run as their core.
Avatar of Woe+61% Synergy
$6.65
Victimize+56% Synergy
$1.25
Dread Return+56% Synergy
$0.45
Not Dead After All+50% Synergy
$1.65
Solemn Simulacrum+38% Synergy
$0.31
Crypt Ghast+25% Synergy
$17.44
Reanimate+23% Synergy
$10.10
Gray Merchant of Asphodel+21% Synergy
$4.20
Jet Medallion+14% Synergy
$14.67
Dark Ritual-7% Synergy
$7.28
Game Changers
High-impact bombs that can take over a The Meep Aristocrats game on their own.
Bolas's Citadel+8% Synergy
$15.83
Field of the Dead+4% Synergy
$28.83
Ancient Tomb0% Synergy
$119.25
Orcish Bowmasters-6% Synergy
$43.37
Vampiric Tutor-7% Synergy
$54.03
Demonic Tutor-15% Synergy
$69.17
Creatures
Creatures that carry the Aristocrats plan in The Meep decks, from early pressure to payoff.
Demon of Death's Gate+59% Synergy
$2.51
Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist+56% Synergy
$0.37
Huskburster Swarm+54% Synergy
$0.21
Hollow Marauder+52% Synergy
$0.14
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed+51% Synergy
$21.95
Nested Shambler+51% Synergy
$0.27
Marshmist Titan+48% Synergy
$0.11
Pawn of Ulamog+43% Synergy
$0.55
Anticausal Vestige+41% Synergy
$1.78
K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth+39% Synergy
$1.05
Threefold Thunderhulk+38% Synergy
$0.32
Myr Battlesphere+38% Synergy
$0.34
Ogre Slumlord+37% Synergy
$0.34
Perigee Beckoner+36% Synergy
$0.19
Lord Skitter, Sewer King+35% Synergy
$4.91
Whisper, Blood Liturgist+28% Synergy
$0.22
Mirkwood Bats+28% Synergy
$1.67
Morbid Opportunist+26% Synergy
$0.38
Sheoldred, Whispering One+26% Synergy
$20.76
Chittering Witch+23% Synergy
$0.34
Canoptek Scarab Swarm+23% Synergy
$12.34
Ayara, First of Locthwain+22% Synergy
$8.44
Hoarding Broodlord+22% Synergy
$5.30
Overseer of the Damned+21% Synergy
$0.39
Dreadfeast Demon+20% Synergy
$0.32
Pitiless Plunderer+19% Synergy
$4.98
Kokusho, the Evening Star+19% Synergy
$24.11
Nirkana Revenant+18% Synergy
$6.94
Ornithopter of Paradise+18% Synergy
$2.23
Junji, the Midnight Sky+17% Synergy
$0.94
Vashta Nerada+17% Synergy
$3.31
Metamorphosis Fanatic+17% Synergy
$5.78
Zulaport Cutthroat+16% Synergy
$1.35
Sinkhole Surveyor+16% Synergy
$0.34
Avenger of the Fallen+14% Synergy
$0.67
Butcher of Malakir+13% Synergy
$0.34
Crashing Drawbridge+13% Synergy
$1.13
Triplicate Titan+13% Synergy
$1.25
Boggart Trawler+12% Synergy
$2.10
Grim Haruspex+12% Synergy
$2.83
Bitterbloom Bearer+12% Synergy
$14.06
Leaden Myr+12% Synergy
$0.54
Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal+12% Synergy
$8.95
Noosegraf Mob+12% Synergy
$0.43
Blood Artist+10% Synergy
$3.83
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER+8% Synergy
$27.53
Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia+6% Synergy
$1.55
Warren Soultrader+3% Synergy
$20.43
Bloodletter of Aclazotz+3% Synergy
$36.69
Ophiomancer-2% Synergy
$1.18
Instants
Instant-speed interaction and tricks that keep The Meep's Aristocrats deck ahead.
Feign Death+42% Synergy
$0.78
Carrion+34% Synergy
$3.52
Tragic Slip+32% Synergy
$0.26
Undying Malice+25% Synergy
$0.38
Szat's Will+20% Synergy
$0.81
Village Rites+19% Synergy
$0.93
Rise of the Dread Marn+17% Synergy
$0.60
Malakir Rebirth+16% Synergy
$13.30
Defile+15% Synergy
$1.43
Bitter Triumph+12% Synergy
$0.32
Supernatural Stamina+9% Synergy
$0.21
Undying Evil+9% Synergy
$0.41
Fake Your Own Death+5% Synergy
$0.24
Withering Torment+4% Synergy
$1.60
Entomb+4% Synergy
$18.32
Darkness+4% Synergy
$23.83
Return to Action+4% Synergy
$0.25
Deadly Dispute+3% Synergy
$0.27
Plumb the Forbidden+3% Synergy
$0.42
Infernal Grasp+1% Synergy
$0.32
Culling the Weak+1% Synergy
$8.03
Saw in Half+1% Synergy
$5.73
Fell the Profane0% Synergy
$5.74
Murder0% Synergy
$0.20
Deadly Rollick-1% Synergy
$28.68
Go for the Throat-1% Synergy
$0.62
Cabal Ritual-3% Synergy
$14.55
Corrupted Conviction-3% Synergy
$0.33
Archenemy's Charm-4% Synergy
$1.02
Imp's Mischief-9% Synergy
$9.18
Sorceries
Sorceries that push the Aristocrats game plan forward for The Meep.
Coiling Rebirth+36% Synergy
$0.24
Army of the Damned+32% Synergy
$1.80
Lich-Knights' Conquest+30% Synergy
$1.06
Persist+27% Synergy
$0.71
Come Back Wrong+26% Synergy
$0.39
Rise of the Dark Realms+19% Synergy
$6.73
Shredder's Technique+19% Synergy
$0.33
Stitch Together+12% Synergy
$1.44
Restart Sequence+12% Synergy
$0.26
Blasphemous Edict+9% Synergy
$4.24
Aberrant Return+9% Synergy
$0.27
Diresight+7% Synergy
$0.17
Desperate Plea+6% Synergy
$0.27
Morbid Curiosity+6% Synergy
$0.24
Agadeem's Awakening+5% Synergy
$29.93
Behold the Sinister Six!+5% Synergy
$3.07
Dai Li Indoctrination+5% Synergy
$0.15
Feed the Swarm+4% Synergy
$0.24
Night's Whisper+4% Synergy
$6.25
Bubbling Muck+4% Synergy
$4.87
Insatiable Avarice+4% Synergy
$6.03
Living Death+4% Synergy
$6.29
Breach the Multiverse+4% Synergy
$10.03
In Garruk's Wake+4% Synergy
$3.17
Risky Research+4% Synergy
$0.21
Damnation+3% Synergy
$21.01
Buried Alive+3% Synergy
$3.55
Plague of Vermin+3% Synergy
$20.47
Read the Bones+1% Synergy
$0.30
Mutilate-4% Synergy
$2.19
Sign in Blood-7% Synergy
$3.14
Toxic Deluge-8% Synergy
$5.02
Diabolic Intent-8% Synergy
$17.44
Utility Artifacts
Artifacts that add consistency and utility to The Meep Aristocrats decks.
Whip of Erebos+38% Synergy
$9.52
The Darkness Crystal+36% Synergy
$4.28
Bontu's Monument+24% Synergy
$4.60
Vat of Rebirth+24% Synergy
$0.30
Mimic Vat+24% Synergy
$1.08
Skullclamp+22% Synergy
$5.18
Nim Deathmantle+17% Synergy
$4.69
Ashnod's Altar+15% Synergy
$16.64
Andúril, Flame of the West+15% Synergy
$3.17
Lightning Greaves+14% Synergy
$4.10
Swiftfoot Boots+13% Synergy
$1.98
Wand of Orcus+8% Synergy
$13.63
Inquisitorial Rosette+8% Synergy
$3.25
Thrumming Hivepool+5% Synergy
$1.66
Mithril Coat+4% Synergy
$29.06
Lavaspur Boots+4% Synergy
$2.46
Palantír of Orthanc+4% Synergy
$18.64
Desecrated Tomb+3% Synergy
$2.32
Genesis Chamber+3% Synergy
$4.21
Resurrection Orb+3% Synergy
$16.21
Wayfarer's Bauble+2% Synergy
$5.61
Expedition Map+2% Synergy
$1.43
Sword of the Animist+2% Synergy
$5.42
Commander's Plate0% Synergy
$38.90
Phyrexian Altar-7% Synergy
$53.98
Enchantments
Enchantments that reinforce the Aristocrats strategy in The Meep decks.
Bitterblossom+40% Synergy
$32.66
Animate Dead+28% Synergy
$7.45
Black Market+26% Synergy
$6.30
Meathook Massacre II+22% Synergy
$2.44
Virtue of Persistence+20% Synergy
$7.00
Black Market Connections+19% Synergy
$10.53
Phyrexian Arena+15% Synergy
$4.16
Grave Pact+14% Synergy
$30.52
Blight Mound+14% Synergy
$0.41
Curse of Disturbance+13% Synergy
$2.79
Oversold Cemetery+11% Synergy
$2.60
Sothera, the Supervoid+8% Synergy
$3.30
Ninja Teen+8% Synergy
$1.41
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall+7% Synergy
$6.14
Illicit Masquerade+7% Synergy
$0.24
Dark Prophecy+6% Synergy
$5.79
Bastion of Remembrance+5% Synergy
$0.30
Intimidation+5% Synergy
$0.93
Dictate of Erebos+4% Synergy
$16.92
Dreadhorde Invasion+4% Synergy
$0.30
Kaya's Ghostform+2% Synergy
$1.71
Ripples of Undeath0% Synergy
$8.64
Phyrexian Reclamation-4% Synergy
$2.84
The Meathook Massacre-5% Synergy
$24.81
Planeswalkers
Planeswalkers that back up The Meep's Aristocrats game plan.
Liliana, Dreadhorde General+18% Synergy
$10.03
Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools+9% Synergy
$6.43
Lolth, Spider Queen+8% Synergy
$5.19
Liliana of the Dark Realms-7% Synergy
$9.67
Utility Lands
Non-basic lands that pull extra weight in The Meep Aristocrats decks.
Rogue's Passage+38% Synergy
$0.77
War Room+19% Synergy
$5.22
Susur Secundi, Void Altar+19% Synergy
$5.46
Cabal Stronghold+17% Synergy
$12.37
Shizo, Death's Storehouse+16% Synergy
$34.19
Phyrexian Tower+15% Synergy
$30.16
Minas Morgul, Dark Fortress+14% Synergy
$11.35
Cabal Coffers+13% Synergy
$28.81
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth+12% Synergy
$55.48
Witch's Cottage+12% Synergy
$0.82
Bojuka Bog+11% Synergy
$1.40
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx+11% Synergy
$45.74
Spymaster's Vault+11% Synergy
$2.71
Access Tunnel+11% Synergy
$0.54
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire+7% Synergy
$10.64
Barad-dûr+7% Synergy
$1.79
The Black Gate+6% Synergy
$9.39
Inkmoth Nexus+6% Synergy
$13.28
Westvale Abbey+5% Synergy
$3.39
Realm of Koh+4% Synergy
$0.42
Crypt of Agadeem+3% Synergy
$3.78
Memorial to Folly+2% Synergy
$0.33
Volrath's Stronghold+2% Synergy
$136.49
Mortuary Mire+1% Synergy
$0.44
Midgar, City of Mako-2% Synergy
$1.77
Castle Locthwain-3% Synergy
$4.31
Barren Moor-4% Synergy
$0.66
Reliquary Tower-9% Synergy
$4.23
Mana Artifacts
Mana rocks and fixing to power out The Meep's Aristocrats strategy.
The Soul Stone+17% Synergy
$60.43
Throne of Eldraine+13% Synergy
$29.40
Crowded Crypt+13% Synergy
$0.55
Arcane Signet+8% Synergy
$0.49
Nyx Lotus+8% Synergy
$4.76
Sceptre of Eternal Glory+6% Synergy
$20.16
Caged Sun+4% Synergy
$3.87
Commander's Sphere+4% Synergy
$0.31
Thran Dynamo+1% Synergy
$4.36
Sol Ring0% Synergy
$1.34
Thought Vessel0% Synergy
$2.35
Fellwar Stone-2% Synergy
$1.04
Charcoal Diamond-3% Synergy
$0.35
Mind Stone-4% Synergy
$0.34
Lands
The mana base behind The Meep's Aristocrats decks.
Malakir Rebirth+16% Synergy
$13.30
Urza's Cave+13% Synergy
$2.58
Boggart Trawler+12% Synergy
$2.10
Myriad Landscape+5% Synergy
$0.34
Agadeem's Awakening+5% Synergy
$29.93
Command Tower+4% Synergy
$0.25
Snow-Covered Swamp+2% Synergy
$0.66
Swamp+1% Synergy
$0.10
Fell the Profane0% Synergy
$5.74
Demolition Field0% Synergy
$0.31
Similar Commanders
The following Commanders share a similar playing style, strategy, or theme like The Meep: Aristocrats.
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker
Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist
Kokusho, the Evening Star
Massacre Girl
Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
Teysa Karlov
Zodiark, Umbral God
Kinzu of the Bleak Coven
Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
God-Eternal Bontu
Kuon, Ogre Ascendant
Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
Teysa, Opulent Oligarch
Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant
Esior, Wardwing Familiar // Nadier, Agent of the Duskenel
Junji, the Midnight Sky
Vito, Fanatic of Aclazotz
Sengir, the Dark Baron // Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Reno and Rude
Ayara, First of Locthwain
Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
Jerren, Corrupted Bishop
Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
Evin, Waterdeep Opportunist
Gonti, Lord of Luxury
Kaervek, the Spiteful
Meren of Clan Nel Toth
Miara, Thorn of the Glade // Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate
Jaheira, Friend of the Forest // Cultist of the Absolute
Akul the Unrepentant
Esior, Wardwing Familiar // Sengir, the Dark Baron
Sengir, the Dark Baron // Tormod, the Desecrator
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
Elder Arthur Maxson
Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
Xira, the Golden Sting