Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
$1.65
$1.65
How it feels to play against
Mildly Annoying
Some frustrating moments but still fun.
Links & Decks
Mono-Blue Combos
Debut Set
Decks on Moxfield
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Commander gameplay videos featuring Squidward, Sarcastic Snob.
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New Cards
Fresh cards from recent sets that players are experimenting with in Squidward, Sarcastic Snob decks.
Fblthp, Impossibly Lost+14% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$0.27
Gwyndala, the Progeny+2% Synergy
in 3% of decks
$0.22
Sphinx of False Conclusions+1% Synergy
in 3% of decks
$0.37
Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun-3% Synergy
in 4% of decks
$2.94
Geist of Saint Thalia-4% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$1.60
High Synergy Cards
Cards that work exceptionally well with Squidward, Sarcastic Snob's abilities and overall game plan.
Slither Blade+55% Synergy
in 58% of decks
$2.16
Triton Shorestalker+49% Synergy
in 53% of decks
$0.42
Bident of Thassa+47% Synergy
in 60% of decks
$0.64
Faerie Seer+46% Synergy
in 50% of decks
$0.42
Reconnaissance Mission+44% Synergy
in 51% of decks
$0.39
Coastal Piracy+43% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$0.29
Siren Stormtamer+42% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$0.38
Silent Hallcreeper+41% Synergy
in 47% of decks
$0.81
Mist-Cloaked Herald+41% Synergy
in 45% of decks
$0.32
Thieving Skydiver+39% Synergy
in 44% of decks
$0.31
Top Cards
The most popular and reliable cards that form the backbone of successful Squidward, Sarcastic Snob decks.
Slither Blade+55% Synergy
in 58% of decks
$2.16
Triton Shorestalker+49% Synergy
in 53% of decks
$0.42
Bident of Thassa+47% Synergy
in 60% of decks
$0.64
Faerie Seer+46% Synergy
in 50% of decks
$0.42
Reconnaissance Mission+44% Synergy
in 51% of decks
$0.39
Coastal Piracy+43% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$0.29
Siren Stormtamer+42% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$0.38
Wizard Class+31% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$2.95
Sapphire Medallion+0% Synergy
in 60% of decks
$9.03
Counterspell-1% Synergy
in 65% of decks
$3.99
Game Changers
Powerful cards that can single-handedly turn the tide of a game when resolved.
Force of Will-5% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$55.48
Ancient Tomb-5% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$125.97
Cyclonic Rift-7% Synergy
in 23% of decks
$38.41
Mystical Tutor-8% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$17.15
Fierce Guardianship-9% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$65.90
Rhystic Study-13% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$68.08
Creatures
Essential creatures that complement Squidward, Sarcastic Snob's strategy through synergy, utility, or raw power.
Silent Hallcreeper+41% Synergy
in 47% of decks
$0.81
Mist-Cloaked Herald+41% Synergy
in 45% of decks
$0.32
Thieving Skydiver+39% Synergy
in 44% of decks
$0.31
Invisible Stalker+36% Synergy
in 38% of decks
$1.12
Enduring Curiosity+36% Synergy
in 43% of decks
$7.13
Barrin, Tolarian Archmage+34% Synergy
in 37% of decks
$0.34
Cloud of Faeries+33% Synergy
in 37% of decks
$0.41
Spectral Sailor+29% Synergy
in 33% of decks
$0.28
Chasm Skulker+28% Synergy
in 43% of decks
$0.40
Ghostly Pilferer+28% Synergy
in 32% of decks
$2.07
Dour Port-Mage+28% Synergy
in 32% of decks
$2.91
Gudul Lurker+28% Synergy
in 30% of decks
$0.45
Aether Channeler+27% Synergy
in 33% of decks
$0.32
Mischievous Mystic+27% Synergy
in 35% of decks
$0.30
Psychosis Crawler+26% Synergy
in 43% of decks
$2.34
Scourge of Fleets+24% Synergy
in 36% of decks
$1.71
Shoreline Looter+22% Synergy
in 25% of decks
$0.35
Emrakul's Messenger+20% Synergy
in 26% of decks
$0.37
Faerie Vandal+20% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$0.25
Silver Raven+19% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$0.23
Azure Beastbinder+19% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$0.51
Venser, Shaper Savant+19% Synergy
in 25% of decks
$0.44
Triskaidekaphile+18% Synergy
in 29% of decks
$0.93
Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive+18% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$0.22
Defiler of Dreams+18% Synergy
in 26% of decks
$0.67
Vnwxt, Verbose Host+17% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$0.43
Mercurial Spelldancer+17% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$0.33
Looter il-Kor+17% Synergy
in 19% of decks
$0.20
Moon-Circuit Hacker+16% Synergy
in 18% of decks
$0.27
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel+16% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$2.73
Nadir Kraken+15% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$0.38
Man-o'-War+15% Synergy
in 16% of decks
$0.14
Amphin Mutineer+14% Synergy
in 16% of decks
$0.27
Mockingbird+14% Synergy
in 19% of decks
$4.14
Twenty-Toed Toad+13% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$7.38
Mist-Syndicate Naga+13% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$2.69
Archaeomancer+13% Synergy
in 27% of decks
$0.37
Network Disruptor+12% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.35
Hypnotic Siren+12% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.33
Bilbo, Luckwearer+12% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.20
Spyglass Siren+11% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$0.30
Flitterwing Nuisance+11% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$0.27
Brazen Borrower+11% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$0.50
Faerie Mastermind+9% Synergy
in 26% of decks
$12.52
Homunculus Horde+8% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$1.06
Solemn Simulacrum+7% Synergy
in 27% of decks
$0.50
Hydroelectric Specimen+6% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$1.65
Hullbreaker Horror+4% Synergy
in 28% of decks
$7.16
Laboratory Maniac-5% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$1.99
Phyrexian Metamorph-7% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$2.39
Instants
Key instant-speed responses for protection, removal, and keeping Squidward, Sarcastic Snob safe.
Run Away Together+17% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$0.18
Familiar's Ruse+12% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.51
Flare of Denial+12% Synergy
in 19% of decks
$3.37
Resculpt+10% Synergy
in 27% of decks
$0.29
Reality Shift+10% Synergy
in 36% of decks
$0.35
Aetherize+9% Synergy
in 42% of decks
$0.50
Spider-Sense+8% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$1.87
March of Swirling Mist+8% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$4.92
Rapid Hybridization+7% Synergy
in 42% of decks
$1.10
Daze+7% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$2.02
Negate+6% Synergy
in 44% of decks
$0.31
Foil+5% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$2.00
Aetherspouts+5% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$0.74
Unsummon+5% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$0.22
Into the Flood Maw+4% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$2.34
Snap+3% Synergy
in 24% of decks
$3.06
Filter Out+3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.29
Evacuation+2% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$0.32
Jwari Disruption+2% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.38
Disdainful Stroke+2% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.22
Delay+2% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$2.81
Pongify+1% Synergy
in 42% of decks
$0.42
Mana Leak+1% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.35
Misdirection+1% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$12.64
Commandeer+0% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$4.28
Engulf the Shore+0% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$4.15
Dispel+0% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.39
Spell Pierce0% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.32
Arcane Denial-2% Synergy
in 35% of decks
$3.23
An Offer You Can't Refuse-2% Synergy
in 37% of decks
$3.41
Cryptic Command-2% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$1.42
Sink into Stupor-3% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$8.96
Ghostly Flicker-3% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$1.90
Flusterstorm-3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$7.36
Muddle the Mixture-3% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$2.78
Three Steps Ahead-4% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$6.51
Force of Negation-4% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$46.64
Narset's Reversal-5% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$2.87
Force of Will-5% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$55.48
High Tide-6% Synergy
in 38% of decks
$1.58
Swan Song-6% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$12.99
Archmage's Charm-6% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$2.02
Flow of Knowledge-6% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.24
Cyclonic Rift-7% Synergy
in 23% of decks
$38.41
Mystical Tutor-8% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$17.15
Fierce Guardianship-9% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$65.90
Mana Drain-11% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$51.47
Opt-12% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$0.30
Frantic Search-17% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$0.32
Brainstorm-21% Synergy
in 19% of decks
$0.29
Sorceries
Important sorcery spells that advance Squidward, Sarcastic Snob's game plan and control the board.
Spectral Deluge+12% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$3.78
Ravenform+8% Synergy
in 16% of decks
$0.29
Notorious Throng+6% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$3.04
Faerie Slumber Party+6% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$1.98
Chart a Course+6% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$0.31
Temporal Manipulation+5% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$11.39
Time Warp+5% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$7.37
Stolen Identity+5% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.51
Inevitable Betrayal+5% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.78
Wash Out+4% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$0.43
Curse of the Swine+4% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$0.31
Walk the Aeons+4% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$1.36
Capture of Jingzhou+4% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$7.80
River's Rebuke+3% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.85
Hidden Strings+3% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.35
Consuming Tide+2% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.55
Lórien Revealed-1% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$6.85
Sea Gate Restoration-3% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$35.16
Solve the Equation-5% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$3.51
Preordain-11% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$0.86
Windfall-13% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$5.44
Ponder-14% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$0.60
Utility Artifacts
Versatile artifacts that provide ongoing value, card selection, or strategic advantages.
Kefnet's Monument+26% Synergy
in 32% of decks
$0.43
The Indomitable+17% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$4.37
Sword of the Animist+11% Synergy
in 16% of decks
$4.68
Dowsing Dagger+8% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$6.12
Quietus Spike+7% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$2.18
Crystal Shard+6% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$1.47
Explorer's Scope+4% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.23
Thopter Fabricator+4% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$0.39
Mask of Memory+4% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$0.38
Sword of Hearth and Home+3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$16.60
Panharmonicon+2% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$6.31
The Water Crystal-2% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$3.95
Wayfarer's Bauble-2% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$0.30
Lightning Greaves-3% Synergy
in 23% of decks
$2.58
Swiftfoot Boots-6% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$1.26
Enchantments
Powerful enchantments that support Squidward, Sarcastic Snob's strategy and create lasting battlefield effects.
Military Intelligence+20% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$0.36
Ominous Seas+18% Synergy
in 30% of decks
$1.38
Feywild Visitor+13% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.16
Dissipation Field+10% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$3.75
Curiosity+9% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$1.03
Teferi's Ageless Insight+9% Synergy
in 27% of decks
$5.10
Equilibrium+9% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$3.75
Waterbender Ascension+7% Synergy
in 10% of decks
$0.52
Imprisoned in the Moon+5% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$0.34
Nerd Rage+4% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$2.43
Curious Obsession+4% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$0.44
Combat Research+4% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.40
Eaten by Piranhas+3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.32
Witness Protection+3% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$0.29
Propaganda+3% Synergy
in 35% of decks
$2.87
Unable to Scream+3% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.36
Amphibian Downpour+2% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$1.89
Aqueous Form+0% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.34
Leyline of Anticipation+0% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$4.57
Back to Basics+0% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$5.83
Proft's Eidetic Memory0% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$2.99
Psychic Corrosion-1% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$4.63
Mystic Remora-10% Synergy
in 16% of decks
$12.39
Rhystic Study-13% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$68.08
Planeswalkers
Planeswalkers that work alongside Squidward, Sarcastic Snob to provide ongoing value and board presence.
Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator+12% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$1.94
Teferi, Temporal Pilgrim+7% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$5.57
Jace, Wielder of Mysteries-2% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$11.52
Utility Lands
Non-basic lands that offer additional utility beyond just mana production.
Rogue's Passage+14% Synergy
in 30% of decks
$0.32
Reliquary Tower+14% Synergy
in 70% of decks
$1.64
Access Tunnel+7% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$0.61
Faerie Conclave+6% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.64
Terrain Generator+5% Synergy
in 13% of decks
$2.25
Scavenger Grounds+5% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$0.30
Halimar Depths+4% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.40
Hall of Storm Giants+3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.50
Muraganda Raceway+3% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.62
Lonely Sandbar+3% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$0.26
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx+2% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$48.04
Desert of the Mindful+2% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$0.25
Temple of the False God0% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$0.36
Castle Vantress0% Synergy
in 17% of decks
$0.35
Mystic Sanctuary0% Synergy
in 49% of decks
$1.41
Cephalid Coliseum-3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.32
Riptide Laboratory-3% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$0.74
War Room-4% Synergy
in 11% of decks
$4.53
Rivendell-4% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$1.47
Otawara, Soaring City-5% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$29.22
Ancient Tomb-5% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$125.97
Mana Artifacts
Artifacts focused on mana acceleration and color fixing for consistent gameplay.
Heraldic Banner+16% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$0.35
Strixhaven Stadium+14% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$0.40
Decanter of Endless Water+12% Synergy
in 25% of decks
$3.93
Thought Vessel+12% Synergy
in 64% of decks
$1.37
Sky Diamond+0% Synergy
in 22% of decks
$0.24
Caged Sun-1% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$3.97
Extraplanar Lens-2% Synergy
in 5% of decks
$12.18
Fellwar Stone-4% Synergy
in 15% of decks
$2.72
Midnight Clock-5% Synergy
in 14% of decks
$0.76
Mind Stone-5% Synergy
in 29% of decks
$0.25
Arcane Signet-7% Synergy
in 57% of decks
$0.25
Sol Ring-8% Synergy
in 76% of decks
$0.91
Lands
The mana base foundation for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob decks, ensuring smooth and reliable mana development.
Hydroelectric Specimen+6% Synergy
in 21% of decks
$1.65
Jwari Disruption+2% Synergy
in 8% of decks
$0.38
Glasspool Mimic+2% Synergy
in 9% of decks
$6.80
Command Tower+2% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.28
Demolition Field+2% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$0.56
Myriad Landscape+1% Synergy
in 25% of decks
$0.32
Island+1% Synergy
in 95% of decks
$0.08
Scalding Tarn-1% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$35.63
Misty Rainforest-1% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$36.23
Polluted Delta-1% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$21.27
Snow-Covered Island-1% Synergy
in 6% of decks
$1.53
Flooded Strand-1% Synergy
in 7% of decks
$15.40
Sink into Stupor-3% Synergy
in 20% of decks
$8.96
Sea Gate Restoration-3% Synergy
in 12% of decks
$35.16
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob Deck Stats
Based on 864 Squidward, Sarcastic Snob decks.
| Mana value | Cards |
|---|---|
| 1 | 15 |
| 2 | 23 |
| 3 | 12 |
| 4 | 10 |
| 5 | 3 |
| 6 | 1 |
| 7 | 1 |
99
cards
- Creature 31
- Instant 13
- Sorcery 4
- Artifact 10
- Enchantment 7
- Planeswalker 1
- Land 33
| Card type | Cards |
|---|---|
| Creature | 31 |
| Instant | 13 |
| Sorcery | 4 |
| Artifact | 10 |
| Enchantment | 7 |
| Planeswalker | 1 |
| Land | 33 |
Lands: 27 basic, 6 nonbasic
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